What really matters is the size of a man’s wallet
A man with few resources can still make a big impact, new research suggests, as long as the size of his wallet is large. Those are the findings of Newcastle University evolutionary biologists Dr. Thomas Pollet and Prof. Daniel Nettles. Women have a much more satisfying sex life with rich men, and the richer the man, the better he gets for the girl.
Does that mean super-rich men like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett have delusionally happy wives? Maybe… Dr. Pollet says, “The frequency of women’s orgasms increases with their partner’s income.” So if a girl has a great sex life with a man who has a respectable bank account of a million, what happens when the man has Mr. Gates’s estimated 50 billion, or Mr. Buffett’s estimated 42 billion? ? Based on the research findings, I think they wouldn’t have time for anything other than constant orgasmic pleasure.
Surely it’s not really like that, right? Dr. Pollett says it’s not because of anything the girl can think of regarding a lot of money. It all depends on evolution. She just can’t help it. You see, according to the evolutionary theories that Dr. Pollett relies on, evolution has “programmed” women to choose the type of man who will best support them, and it’s the size of your wallet that really matters in the modern world.
Perhaps in prehistoric times this “programmed” evolutionary response caused women to look at the size of the prey they brought back from the hunt. A man who only brought a rabbit is likely to have a very sexually dissatisfied female partner. On the other hand, the man who was able to bring back a dozen buffalo, and a couple of woolly mammoths, probably had a very happy and contented partner, although it is a little hard to see how he could have found the time.
Is it really so coldly clinical? Are auto women really stupid and gold diggers who can’t figure these things out on their own? I’m sure every woman reading this is emphatically yelling “No!” Surely there are plenty of women who have partners with modest bank balances who have great sex lives. And while the old adage “when money goes out the door, love goes out the window” may have some basis in truth, as long as he brings home the bacon and keeps the stove burning, chances are most of women are reasonably happy. with your lot.
Not so, says Dr. Pollett, whose personal bank balance could not be determined while doing research for this article. He says that “more desirable partners cause women to experience more orgasms.” And the partners who are most desirable are, of course, those with the most money, according to Dr. Pollett. Women just can’t help it, apparently. It is something completely out of your control. Dr. Pollett goes on to state, “What those orgasms are saying is ‘I’m extremely loyal, so you should invest in me and my kids.'”
Oh! It’s all due to the cunning ways of women using her sexuality to cling to a man who has everything she needs to keep her and her children comfortable for life. It has nothing to do with love and affection, only with survival. Maybe so, but I’m willing to bet there are some women who don’t see it that way.